I used to draw up my Christmas list with a passion and fervor rivaling that of our forefathers when they wrote the words that founded America. A hand written document carefully drafted many times over, bullet pointed in an imitation of Mom’s grocery lists, complete with visual aides cut from the annual Sear’s Holiday Wishbook. It was a work of art, and its sad that now, that list is reduced to a cold, terse email sent to my mom with four copy and pasted Amazon links.
Memories.
I guess sacrificing artistry for efficiency is worth it, though, when it insures you get that Hori Arcade Fighting Stick for your PS3 when you ask for it.
Thanks, Mom.
I really, really want to be great at fighting games. I keep buying them up, and I just keep tanking. Playing against computer opponents is tough, and the small pool of players I can get over to play are even worse. Ben has literally undergone some kind of secret, Maryland-basement training to beat face at Capcom vs. SNK 2, which is the only game he’ll ever play. I got myself a real arcade stick to give myself not an edge, but just a simple chance against him and another avid Street Fighter player I know who can pull off that crazy screen-goes-white-and-you-die Akuma move. And it’s not working.
My man. So strong!
I’m pretty focused on Super Street Fighter Remix HD right now. I’ve been told I need to pick a character and stick with him. . . I’ve come to settle on muay thai master Sagat over the last few days. I will say this: the arcade stick has made it much easier to pull off special moves. I can almost throw out a tiger shot or tiger knee whenever I want to. But obviously there is another level to this game, these TYPES of games, that I’m not connecting with. And in the case of Street Fighter Remix, I really want to blame the game.
Is it just me, or is the AI in this game particularly brutal? I’m ashamed to admit that I was getting so thoroughly stomped the first few weeks with this game, I’ve ratcheted it down to Easy mode. . . and the difficulty curve has hardly softened. A few opponents into a game, it feels like the computer gets MAD at you for winning, and can’t stop itself from showing off some Hard mode moves in the middle of an Easy match.
I miss the days when Udon wasn’t the official fanart company of Capcom.
For instance, the last few games I played this week, my fifth round opponent has been Ken. There’s usually one fair fight upfront which goes either way, but in the second match, the computer controlled Ken will just spam 3 or 4 consecutive flaming shoryukens the second I find myself near a corner. It’s chaining special moves at a speed I did not think was possible in the game. I suspect that the game, a labor of love by hardcore players for the hardcore fans, a game that was scrutinized in the context of the existing top level Street Fighter competitive scene, reflects the abilities of the hardcore player too much in the single player game. I’m not going to starting pointing my finger, chanting “Cheap! Cheap!” over and over again. But I feel like I’ve hit a wall, and it can’t be because of my natural shortcomings. I can’t be this bad at Street Fighter.
Can I?
I suck at video games.